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- How many children has your uncle got now? - I haven't seen him since yesterday. He had 25 or 30 then. - I guess the stork is familiar with his house ? - The stork was very careful at first. He'd fly over the house, land on the roof and bring them down the chimney. Now, he just yells down and says: "Come on and get them!" 
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