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funnyjokar1
Wysłany: Czw 3:34, 02 Lis 2006
Temat postu: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!
timeoff, people! funny joke here
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Girls vs boys
.
Girls' English
.
1
.
Yes
.
= No
.
2
.
No
.
= Yes
.
3
.
Maybe
.
= No
.
4
.
"It's your decision
.
" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
.
5
.
"Do what u want
.
" = You'll pay 4 this later
.
6
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"We need to talk
.
" = I need to bitch
.
7
.
Sure
.
Go ahead
.
= I don't want you too
.
8
.
I'm not upset
.
= Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron
.
9
.
How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4
.
10
.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful
.
11
.
You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me
.
12
.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
.
Guy's English
.
1
.
I'm hungry
.
= I'm hungry
.
2
.
I'm sleepy
.
= I'm sleepy
.
3
.
I'm tired
.
= I'm tired
.
4
.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
5
.
Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
6
.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
7
.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
8
.
Nice dress
.
= Nice cleavage
.
9
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You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
.
10
.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11
.
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
.
12
.
I'm bored
.
= Do you want to have sex?
13
.
I love you
.
= Let's have sex right now
.
14
.
I love you too
.
= Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15
.
Let's talk
.
= I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16
.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys
.
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